test????

this is bad.
for all my frens in pharmacy would know that i've been trying to get home early to get some revision done for today's test since mon& tues.. and guess what i did when i got home? *hah* i've been watching TV, erm annoying my bro, bumming around, EVERYTHING EXCEPT STUDYING.... man. I am SO DEAD... oh well one of the pros/cons of being in Yr 3 is that u haf to be exeptionally good/bad to change yr CAP drastically la.. like buffer man.... so guess i canheck it.. *ARGH! aiwen this is not a good tot.. u must work hard!!!* (sigh i struggle with my inner demons every min.... and it's hard trying not to listen to that voice in yr head that tells you to just "do whatever you wan and to heck with responsibilities".. *tempted*
oh well.

btw in case u din know yest was kinda traumatising...hmm, let me explain..

Tittle: "It was a dark and stormy night....." (haha.. LOVED that line from snoopy..)
WARNING: may contain some disturbing scenes/details proceed on at own's caution....

well, tuesday morning i woke up to my bro screaming, "Jie.. a murder has occured in my house"
and I was like "WHAT???"
Apparently if some of you guys remember that my mom's student gave her two hamsters around 3 months ago la...
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*flash back*
Mom: oh guess what?
AIwen: (breaks off from watching tv) huh?
mom: my student gave me something cute today..
aiwen: (who is thinking of like small toy-thingy/keychain sorta thing) what he give u? *eagerly looking at mom)
mom: u guess...
aiwen: ai yah.. dun do these kinda things to me la. u wan to tell then tell lor..
Mom: come see.. it's in the balcony....

aiwen goes to the balcony and discovers two little tiny dwarf hamsters to her delight ( >_< ooo... so cute!) and worry (erm mom... i dun haf time to take care of them ah....)

apparently her student has 38 hamsters since he "accidentally" kept a female one w a male one. erm rest of story u shld get it la.. so he was complaining to my mom abt how his whole house was filled with hamsters. so my mom jokingly told him " wah so many ah.. like that u give lao shi la..." (u must understand that my mom is a child-care teacher) then to her surprise the lil kid actually took her words for real and brought 2 male hamsters(brothers) for my mom....the next day...

aiwen: ok mom.. haha u asked for it.. these are YOUR hamsters ah..
Bro: ya lor.... heh we are NOT taking care of them for YOU...
mom: Cheh. as if u guys help out in the hse veri often like that.
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so back to the main story.. (sorry for diverting)

Bro: erm... jie u shld check out the balcony man...
Aw: why???
Bro: think one of the hamsters has been murdered and is dead.
AW: ??!!!
AW: (pause)
AW: how u know?
BRO: apparently i was going to the balcony and then i saw this black mass in the cage and tot it was like rotten food.. then later upon closer inspection discovered that it was weird since it had lil pieces of white fur on it.. then i discovered it was the other hamster..

AW: OH MY GOD~!
bro: ya.. it's QUITE bad.....
aw: huh?
Bro: apparently u can see the guts and the bones and all la.. quite jiat lat la.. and it's undeniable who killed it since the culprit is still there nibbling at it lor..
Aw: oh man... that means that e other hamster is a CANNIBAL.... it ate it's own brother!!!
okay.. man.. i'm NOT going to look.. can u tell mom?
Bro: i dunno her office no..
aw: me neither. oh dear.. HOW???
bro: just wait till she come back lah..

Then we had a discussion on why the hamster will murder it's own bro
a) he was hungry (erm.. my mom feeds them quite often what.... hmm)
b) they were territorial
c) it was a dark and stormy night... (it rained heavily last night.. hmm maybe it sparked off some violent tendencies)
d) the food my mom gives is not right... (mom feeds them veges and crackers and bread.. teh same stuff we eat.. hmm. maybe that's why my whole family has violent tendencies too?? o_O?! )
conclusion: nil

aw: by then the hamster is already rotted away liao lor...
bro: but it's HER hamsters not ours lor...(see above anecdote)
aw: but it'll stink up the house and e other hamster will continue eating the carcass and all.. ew...
*aiwen assigns bro with the terrible task of cleaning up and dealing with the "killer" whilst she gave the excuse that she is going to hurry off to sch...*
apparently my bro pinned the murderous culprit down with the drink bottle and then extracted whatevr that was left of the poor white hamster... whilst glaring at the culprit...
then after the whole messy buisness my cro scrubbed down his hands with dettol.. (i would too..)

when mom came back, we told her abt the incident... and apparently it seems is that I am the most grossed out and horrified member in my family abt the incident..

IT's just WRONG lah... Cute furry Tiny animals should not be viscious... and of all theings EAT up his own BROTHER.. *very sad and horrified* my bro says that it's like that in the animal kingdom la.. budden i feel sad tho. remembering that cute lil whitish-grey hamster...

well, the culprit has now suffering an exile from my house. my mom moved his cage to outside of the house.. so if anyone wants to steal him then so be it.. *huh*

*note: last night it rained again so i HOPE that evil hamster feels cold.. (w/o it's bro to cuddle and warm him up.. ) *humph*

okay back to starting my revision for prac test (did u know i onli started this morn.. haha. and the silly PC model program keeps on crashing on me.... *grr*

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On a happier note: yeah.. tonight going to watch corpse bride~!
*dark clouds looms*: lilian says she may bring a "fren" *crosses fingers and hope it's not another of my frens' silly "matchmake" sessions*