it's ridiculously GOOD man. the best la~! Sai-Kgo~ (Cool, or the best in jap)
here's a sampling:
Tickle's Teasers (there is this character called Mr. Tickle)
- If 75% of all accidents happen within 5 miles of home, why not move 10 miles away?
- If a cat always lands on its feet and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of a cat? (i actually saw a flash animation on this once it was hilaious)
- If you take a shower, where do you put it?
- Shouldn't there be a shorter word for "monosyllabic"? (I agree)
- Why does an alarm clock 'go off' when it begins ringing?
- Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
- Do cows have calf muscles?
- Why is it so hard to remember how to spell 'mnemonic'? (yep. i never understood)
- Why does your nose run and your feet smell?
- Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds? (repeat after me...Fer-en-tic)
- If you stole a pen from a bank then would it still be considered a bank robbery?
- Is French kissing in France just called kissing?
- Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
- Why are boxing rings square? (rings are round.. in case u din get this one)
- Why is it called pineapple, when's there neither pine nor apple in it? (i asked my parents this when i was a child, haha, and they just told me it just was.)
- On the periodic table, why do some elements have symbols with letters that aren't even in the word? (old english go and check it out like iron is ferrum)
- Where does the white go when the snow melts? (refraction)
- How can you hear yourself think?
- How can someone 'draw a blank'?
- If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow? ( misch will like this.. with her silly salmon and lemon analogy.. go ask her)
- Why did Superman wear his underpants on the outside of his tights?
- Does anyone actually kill two birds with one stone? ( you must be damn lucky)
- If you have x-ray vision, and you can see through anything, wouldn't you see through everything and actually see nothing? (haha.. the old myth.)
- If it is a 50 mph per hour wind and you drive your car at 50mph downwind, if you stick your head outside would you feel the wind?
- If you were on a plane going the speed of sound and walked from the back of the plane to the front, would u be walking faster than the speed of sound? ( i LIKE this. haha..ooohhh)
- What does OK actually mean? (old american english go and find it out)
- If the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into?
- Why is it we have the weight of the world on our shoulders but have to get it off our chests?
- If someone can't see, they're blind and if someone can't hear, they're deaf, so what do you call people who can't smell? (i dun think they discovered a word yet.. hmm maybe u'll invent one)
- Do cows drink milk? (okay. i dun see what's funny abt this one tho -_-")
- If you were born exactly on 12:00 midnight on December 31st – January 1st, which year would you say you were born in? (whichever u prefer.. esp if it was e year of dragon)
- Do people with big eyes see at a wider range than people with smaller eyes? (hmm meiling would be really interested in this qn)
- If a criminal turns himself in shouldn't he get the reward money? (woohoo~)
- What would happen if everyone was to flush their toilet at the same time?
- Do glow-in-the-dark objects stop glowing when somebody turns the lights on?
- Why is it you're 'in' a film, but you're 'on TV'?
- Do ducks sneeze? (they do, we just can't hear them)
- What are those little things on the end of your shoelaces called? (kudos to whoever knows)
- Why can't we sneeze with our eyes open? (our eyes will fall out? no really who knows?)
- Why are there dents in a golf ball? (aerodynamics. i'll explain some other time)
- Which way does a compass point in space? (dunno?)
- Can bald men get lice? (yep, surprisingly yes.)
- What would happen if you were to feed a pig some bacon? (ask cherie)
- Why is it that when babies are born they only weigh like 7lbs yet the mum weighs 30lbs more? (it's the water)
- If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
- Can someone give up lent for lent?
- What did cured ham actually have? (cured = salted :for pple who dun haf fantastic english vocab)
- Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
- Can you write in pencil on an eraser? (eraser erases pencil marks.. that's the joke in case u din realise)
- Can crop circles be square?
- If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests? (okay. think crooked.)
- Are people who are allergic to nuts allergic to coconuts too? (no... haha.)
- Do stairs go up or down?
- Can you make a candle out of earwax? (ewww...)
- If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? (haha i like this)
- Can you get cornered in a round room?
- Why don't the hairs on your arms get split ends?
- If heat rises then shouldn’t hell be cold? (then a cold day in hell shouldn't be hard then)
- Why can’t you get a tan on your palms?
- Why is a square meal served on round plates?
I LOVE BRIANIAC!!!(Art Central 10pm Wednesdays).. IT"S CRAZY.. hahaha
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